There have been a few lame attempts to come up with lists of words that women hate. Most of them come to the conclusion that words like “moist” and “panties” are the words women hate the most. Well, something tells me that those women weren’t really considering all the words in the English language.
So the Holy Taco research staff hit the streets and the malls armed with a list of 500 words that went a little farther and asked hundreds of women to tell us what words they really hated. Then we took the top 50 and put them in order. Here they are:
50. Pubes
49. Leakage
48. Taint
47. Squirt
46. Fupa
45. Whore
44. Discharge
43. Camel Toe*
42. Feedbags
41. Mammoth
40. Pussy
39. Breakout
38. Muff
37. Loose
36. Jolie
35. Blowjobs
34. Retention
33. Pre-Nuptual
32. Bloated
31. Perm
30. Wrinkles
29. Non-Committal
28. Hysterectomy
27. Panties
26. Flow
25. Super Bowl
24. Outbreak
23. Stirrups
22. Rambo I-III**
21. Moist
20. Skeezer
19. Cramp
18. Gash
17. Clitorectomy***
16. Beaver
15. Cottage Cheese*
14. Gunt
13. Smegma
12. Jammed
11. Skank
10. Episiotomy
09. Male Pattern Baldness*
08. Fisting
07. Cunt
06. HPV
05. Flaccid
04. Slut
03. Cankles
02. Bukkake
01. Queef
* Techincally more than one word, but I didn’t complain.
** Includes “First Blood”
***Not sure why this wasn’t #1
2 comments:
What about "BITCH"
Episiotomy should've been higher. Way higher. That's always been my mother's comeback when I wouldn't do something.
"Hey, could you help me with the dishes?"
"Could I not?"
"EPISIOTOMY!"
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