Lip Reading

Saturday, November 22, 2008
This guide to Lip Reading, lip-shape, based on the ancient Chinese art of physiognomy, will help you find out. Learn lip reading here, Your lips may speak, but what do they actually say?

Perfect

How they look: Average in size (i.e, not too pouty and not too thin), in proportion to the rest of the face, same thickness top and bottom.

What they say: Perfect lips = perfect personality
(well, near as damn it anyway). The owner of such a beautiful mouth is kind, fun to be with and warm-hearted. As a friend, this person is caring, considerate and loyal. As a partner they're expressive, loving and thoroughly gorgeous.

Celebrity Perfect-lips: Melinda Messenger and David Beckham.
Big

How they look: Full, pouty and wide.

What they say: That the owner is a fun-loving, crazy-person. As a mate, this person is a laugh a minute, always the life "n" soul of all the parties they drag you along to. As a partner, they're just the same: all well and good at the start of a relationship perhaps, but in the long-term their mad antics and constant funny banter could drive you to distraction.

Celebrity Big-lips: Zoe Ball and Will Young.

Small

What they look like: Pouty and not very wide.

What they say: The owner of small lips tend to be cautious but reliable. As a mate, you can rely on this type to always turn up when they say they will and be ever-sensitive to your needs. As a husband, wife or lover this person is extremely respectful, thoughtful and kind, but may suffer from regular bouts of insecurity.

Celebrity Small-lips: Tom Cruise and Kate Hudson.
Thin

What they look like: Er... thin.

What they say: Thin-lipped people are usually cool, calm and level-headed. As a friend, they can be a bit opinionated and tactless at times, but generally they're pretty down-to-earth and sensible. As a partner, they can be a bit competitive and like to hand out plenty of "constructive" criticism. They can be loving and lovable - but only when the mood takes them.

Celebrity Thin-lips: Jamie Theakston and Geri Halliwell.
Top-Heavy

How they look: The top lip is much thicker than the bottom lip, creating a sweet, innocent expression.

What they say: Top-heavy lips usually belong to the most irresistible types. As a mate, they can be self-centred and unreliable, but because they're stubborn to the max, there's not a lot you can do about it. As a romantic partner, you won't find sexier! Having said that, they're not overly expressive, so don't expect to hear too many "I love you"s. They also fear commitment and have a habit of doing a runner when the going gets tough.

Celebrity Top-Heavy: Julia Roberts and Matthew Perry.
Bottom-Heavy

How they look: The bottom lip is much fatter than the top lip, creating a sulky expression.

What they say: That the owner desperately needs to be loved. As a mate, although they're very attractive and great fun to be with, they can be a bit much sometimes. In love, they can be a bit stand-offish and although they're very demanding, don't expect too many favours in return!

Celebrity Bottom-Heavys: J-Lo and Robbie Williams.
Firm

How they look: Taut and meeting in a very straight line.

What they say: These lips belong to an exceptionally bright, clear-thinking person. Determined by nature, they'll get everything they want in life. As a friend, they're a real gem. In a love scenario, this person is very open and honest, but be warned - they get very bored very quickly...

Celebrity Firm-lips: Sian Lloyd and Jerome Flynn.
Curvy

How they look: They meet in a wiggly line as opposed to a straight one and tend to turn up at the corners, giving their owner a rather cheeky expression.

What they say: These sort of lips belong to people who always come across as laid-back, contented and happy-go-lucky. As a friend, they're consistent, even-tempered and helpful, but once they're in a romantic situation, their moody side emerges.

Celebrity Curvy-lips: Mel Gibson and Jennifer Aniston-Pitt.
Pink

How they look: Pinker than the average person's.

What they say: A lot - because these types tend to be on the garrulous side. As a mate, they're interesting and full of mischief. Many "Pinks" are a bit naughty and like to be a bad influence on their friends. They're very confident and very fortunate in that they never seem to be short of a date. When in a romantic relationship, they're loyal, faithful and like it to be long-term.

Celebrity Pink-lips: Ant McPartlin and Cameron Diaz.
Symmetrical

How they look: The top lip is exactly the same thickness as the bottom lip.

What they say: Big-time sensuality! As a friend, this person is outspoken but tactful, emotional but logical. Why, they're a walking contradiction! As a lover, they're not exactly shy: they're very physical and can be demanding. And they like love to be balanced: they want good returns for all emotional investment.

Celebrity Symmetrical-lips: Kylie Minogue and Jude Law.
LIP TIPS

You can use the guide above to get a good idea of what your own personality's like, but here are a few extra pointers...

* If your lips are full and small, like Victoria Beckham's, you're generous as well as sexy!

* If your lips are small and thin - see our very own Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - although you could be quite brash on the surface (due perhaps to underlying feelings of inferiority), but when you relax, you're a real sweetie!

* If your top lip is only slightly bigger than your lower lip, like Liz Hurley, you're more patient than a real "Top-heavy" (who really hasn't got an ounce of patience in their whole body).

* Really fat top lips - no names mentioned - are the sign of a two-timer...

* If your lips are full and firm, you're extra-sexy!

* If your lips are wide and firm, you're a right old bossy-boots!

* Pouty lips tend to belong to mature, tactful and responsible types - unless you've had them injected with Collagen (a la Lesley Ash), in which case you're just a bit vain

2 comments:

{ Josie } | 6:09 AM said...

so tell me what would you say my lips are and what would you say yours is?

{ Josie } | 11:59 AM said...

actually i think you have the perfect lips

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