Amazing Sex Mathematics

Saturday, November 08, 2008
This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is amazing SEX math!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It only takes about a minute.......
Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun (& it's about sex).

First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex .........
(try for more than once but less than 10)

Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

Add 5. (for Friday Night)

Multiply it by 50 (being a bit stupid)

I'll wait while you get the calculator................

If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753....

If you haven't, add 1752 ..........

Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
(if you remember)

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).

The next two numbers are your age.

IMPRESSIVE ISN'T IT?

4 comments:

Anonymous | 7:10 AM said...

it does not work on the age thing.

Anonymous | 8:01 PM said...

ok i picked 9 first and it didn't guess my age right.. its said i was 17! ha i wish.. i did it with 4 and it worked

Anonymous | 3:30 PM said...

it didn't get my age right! haha FAILL

Anonymous | 10:31 AM said...

LOL. Lemme break this down:
Pick a single digit number x.
2x
2x+5
100x+250
100x+2002/2003
100x+2002/2003 - your birth year.

So assuming that you are not over 99 years old, this trick worked--in 2003.

In 2008, someone reposts it without even checking to see if it works. Obviously this needs to be updated yearly for it to make any sense.

Second Anonymous is presumably 22. There is absolutely no reason that it should work with 4 and not with 9, though; probably anon. made a mistake the second time.

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