Sex Laws

Friday, September 19, 2008
Sex has no calories, therefore, it is good for you!

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble

No sex with anyone in your family, in the workplace, or that’s linked to your friends!

Sex is like snow a you never know how many inches you’re gonna get and

How long it’ll last…

The only remedy for sex is mo’ sex…betta sex!!!

Virginity is obsolete like beepers…

Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly

Love is a matter of chemistry…sex is a matter of physics and biology

It’s better to be ‘looked over’ than ‘overlooked’

Never lay down with anyone who has more issues than you…

It’s okay to sex on the first date, just don’t expect a call for another one!!!

Sex is a three letter word that is best defined by four letter words…

Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% of what people THINK you have!!!


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